1/1/2023 0 Comments Dear dumb diaryInane, sketchy illustrations do little to fortify the tale. that tasted almost exactly like socks smell") and her less than luxurious locks, which she tries to dye Angeline's shade but instead it "came out the exact color of raw chicken." Though the feisty diarist makes the occasional funny observation, more often her stabs at humor miss their mark or are so protracted that the comic moment fizzles. One day they'll probably have to invent another word for her and when they do I hope it rhymes with vomit or turd because I think I have a good idea for a song if they do." Jamie also gripes about her mother's abysmal cooking (one night she makes "some sort of mushy noodley stuff. The primary target of Jamie's tirades is her middle-school nemesis: pretty, popular, perky Angeline, who "is so perfect that the word 'perfect' is probably not perfect enough for her. A die-cut cover shows the heroine, and when readers lift it, they get a preview of the themes to be introduced in the coming pages. In daily entries, each starting with the title salutation, Jamie Kelly vents repeatedly on several topics. #DEAR DUMB DIARY SERIES#Hudson is Jamie’s crush, and he might have feelings for her, as mentioned in "Am I The Princess Or The Frog?", he writes her a love letter saying "She is not the type to make me hurl, she is as pretty as a pearl.Benton's Dear Dumb Diary series gets off to a shaky start with this trite tale told in diary format. Jamie's dog Stinker and Angeline's dog Sticky-buns had puppies together. Jamie used to think she was related to her because her aunt Carol and Angeline's uncle Devon were married. Angeline still occasionally gets on Jamie's nerves, but they remain friends. Jamie and Isabella had been friends ever since Kindergarten, when Isabella noticed Jamie unhappy with her lunch and stole a kid's lunch, which she gave to Jamie.Īngeline used to be Jamie's rival, but they eventually became close friends. Jamie can be very naive when it comes to Isabella, and will defend her friend whenever anyone says anything bad about Isabella around Jamie. She can be a bad influence on Jamie, but does care about her. She was a bridesmaid in her Aunt Carol’s wedding to Angeline's Uncle, Dan Devon in Never Underestimate Your Dumbness. She thinks of her as "cool." She likes when Aunt Carol comes to visit because she can get under her mother's skin. Jamie has a good relationship with her Aunt Carol. He and Jamie are generally on good terms with each other, especially after he scored Jamie tickets to the coolest boy band ever, FATAL. Jamie's dad, like his wife, loves Jamie but has a few quirks, such as his habit of lying to get out of donating money. Here’s a handy checklist to help you tell if somebody on the Internet is lying to you: 1.) They write you an email. It was designed to help people all over the world share pictures of cats and lie to each other. Jamie once wrote part of a diary entry about the vengeful things she would do to her mother when she grew up. Dear Dumb Diary, The Internet is one of the most sophisticated pieces of human engineering ever. Her specialty is semi-poisonous meatloaf which both Jamie and her father have found ways around eating. Jamie's mom is generally a caring mother who is a horrible cook. Hasn't This Gone On Long Enough?, but instead of describing her hair the same way, she wrote "looks aren't everything." Jamie's exact eye color is green though it's mentioned in Am I the Princess or the Frog? that she, along with everyone else in her family, does not have brown eyes. She described her eyes, weight, height, and facial features as "perfect" in School. #DEAR DUMB DIARY FREE#Her hair was cut short in The Worst Things in Life are Free by Isabella, but later grew back, though according to Jamie it was harder to take care of afterwards. Angeline once fixed it so it would be long, silky, and beautiful as her own, which involved several shampoos, sprays, and so on that Jamie had to use to maintain the style, but Jamie stopped taking such care of it after reading a public diary entry by her father that she thought was by Hudson. Jamie has brown hair that is straight and about medium-length.
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